By now, every parent has heard of Go The F*ck To Sleep. What you haven't heard is my version, Wake The F*ck Up, which I wrote especially for Ken (who loves to wake up 10 minutes before we have to leave the house). *** The pancakes I made have already been eaten, The coffee? I'm on my fifth cup. The sun is shining and it's a new day, And you, honey, need to wake the f*ck … [Read more...]