Dear Blake, Mommy would like to start off by saying that she loves you. No... More like, She wuuuuuvvvssss you more than anything. OK? Now, let's get down to business. Mommy's boobies are not for public viewing. Maybe some members of the public don't mind seeing Mommy's boobies, maybe some of them do, but Mommy does not want to show them. Yes, the random strangers at the grocery store … [Read more...]
Sep
19
This is Blake.
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This is Blake. My "Nugget". My "Milk Banshee". My "Little Wild-Saurus." My 19 month old son. My husband, Ken, and I were never going to have kids. No. We were going to be foot loose and fancy free, drive new German cars, hang out at Starbucks drinking $5 coffees, and balk at our friends who were tied down to their little terrors. No milk stains on my couches, no crayon art pieces … [Read more...]
