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	<title>The Pioneer Woman of Vodka &#124; Carri Ellen Brown</title>
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		<title>&#8220;Wake The F*ck Up&#8221; &#8211; A Story for Husbands</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 01:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By now, every parent has heard of Go The F*ck To Sleep. What you haven&#8217;t heard is my version, Wake The F*ck Up, which I wrote especially for Ken (who loves to wake up 10 minutes before we have to leave the house). *** The pancakes I made have already been eaten, The coffee? I&#8217;m&#8230; <a href="http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/06/wake-the-fck-up-a-story-for-husbands/">[Continue Reading]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Walls Closing In</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 02:07:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Breaking the Cycle]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Eye of the Motherfucking Tiger]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post was originally featured on World Moms Blog in October of 2011. *** I looked around at their smiling faces as I nervously fiddled with my unkempt hair. When was the last time I took a shower? I wasn’t sure. I couldn’t remember the last time I ate, either. I wasn’t hungry. “Oh, Carri!”&#8230; <a href="http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/05/walls-closing-in-2/">[Continue Reading]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>In My Glass: Midori Rickey</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 16:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carri</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[In My Glass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[One Martini at a Time]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ve mentioned this before, but it&#8217;s worth mentioning again; I love sitting on the back porch with a drink in hand and the BBQ going. Charcoal only, natch. For me, the ultimate summer drink refreshing and sweet, which is why I love Midori. Trust me, it&#8217;s as delicious as it looks. Go check&#8230; <a href="http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/05/in-my-glass-midori-rickey/">[Continue Reading]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Thinking It&#8217;s Time For You to Retire</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 00:09:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carri</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Snarky Mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Old People Are Silly]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was flossing last night when I noticed a pain in one of my molars. I&#8217;ve been down this road before and I didn&#8217;t like where it took me. Root Canal Town. (On a side note: They say root canals are painful but I say paying for the root canal is the painful part.) I&#8230; <a href="http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/05/im-thinking-its-time-for-you-to-retire/">[Continue Reading]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;d Rather Be Eaten Alive By a Pack Of Rabid Cats</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 15:23:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carri</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Snarky Mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I'm so awesome at this parenting thing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My mother in law bought Blake a new toy. Sounds nice, right? I&#8217;ll let you decide. &#160; That thing is going back to the MIL&#8217;s house, pronto. Because I&#8217;d rather be eaten alive by a pack of rabid cats than listen to that obnoxious siren. PS. Before you call CPS on me, I have to&#8230; <a href="http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/05/id-rather-be-eaten-alive-by-a-pack-of-rabid-cats/">[Continue Reading]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Grandpa Dale is Banned From Dressing Anyone but Himself</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 23:38:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend T walked into work last Thursday and asked me a peculiar question. &#8220;What was Blake supposed to wear to school today?&#8221; The two of us, along with our husbands, went to a Dodger game the night before. Grandpa Dale volunteered to watch Blake overnight and take him to preschool the next morning. And&#8230; <a href="http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/05/grandpa-dale-is-banned-from-dressing-anyone-but-himself/">[Continue Reading]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>My &#8220;Good Will Hunting&#8221; Moment</title>
		<link>http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/05/my-good-will-hunting-moment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 01:19:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t remember where we were headed when he asked me that question. It was a question I&#8217;d heard so many times before. A question I loathed. A question that immediately put me in defense mode and caused me to throw up the walls I&#8217;d been trying so hard to break down. But it sounded&#8230; <a href="http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/05/my-good-will-hunting-moment/">[Continue Reading]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>In My Glass: Peach Hibiscus Sangria</title>
		<link>http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/05/in-my-glass-peach-hibiscus-sangria/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 22:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carri</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[In My Glass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[One Martini at a Time]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m in love with this sangria. The hibiscus flowers in syrup gives it a flavor you won&#8217;t find in any fruit and it tastes amazing. Head over to One Martini at a Time for the Peach Hibiscus Sangria recipe! &#160; Tweet Pin It]]></description>
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