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	<title>The Pioneer Woman of Vodka &#124; Carri Ellen Brown</title>
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		<title>I&#8217;d Rather Be Eaten Alive By a Pack Of Rabid Cats</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 15:23:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carri</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Snarky Mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I'm so awesome at this parenting thing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My mother in law bought Blake a new toy. Sounds nice, right? I&#8217;ll let you decide. &#160; That thing is going back to the MIL&#8217;s house, pronto. Because I&#8217;d rather be eaten alive by a pack of rabid cats than listen to that obnoxious siren. PS. Before you call CPS on me, I have to&#8230; <a href="http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/05/id-rather-be-eaten-alive-by-a-pack-of-rabid-cats/">[Continue Reading]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Grandpa Dale is Banned From Dressing Anyone but Himself</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 23:38:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carri</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Snarky Mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grandpa Dale]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My friend T walked into work last Thursday and asked me a peculiar question. &#8220;What was Blake supposed to wear to school today?&#8221; The two of us, along with our husbands, went to a Dodger game the night before. Grandpa Dale volunteered to watch Blake overnight and take him to preschool the next morning. And&#8230; <a href="http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/05/grandpa-dale-is-banned-from-dressing-anyone-but-himself/">[Continue Reading]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>My &#8220;Good Will Hunting&#8221; Moment</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 01:19:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carri</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking the Cycle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Country Heart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eye of the Motherfucking Tiger]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t remember where we were headed when he asked me that question. It was a question I&#8217;d heard so many times before. A question I loathed. A question that immediately put me in defense mode and caused me to throw up the walls I&#8217;d been trying so hard to break down. But it sounded&#8230; <a href="http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/05/my-good-will-hunting-moment/">[Continue Reading]</a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>17</slash:comments>
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		<title>In My Glass: Peach Hibiscus Sangria</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 22:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carri</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[In My Glass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[One Martini at a Time]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m in love with this sangria. The hibiscus flowers in syrup gives it a flavor you won&#8217;t find in any fruit and it tastes amazing. Head over to One Martini at a Time for the Peach Hibiscus Sangria recipe! &#160; Tweet Pin It]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Throat Punch Thursday: Leather Purse For a Face Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 02:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carri</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Snarky Mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What an idiot]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, New Jersey. What are we going to do with you? Only in New Jersey would a mother compare a trip to the tanning salon with &#8220;taking your daughter to go food shopping.&#8221; Patricia Krentcil was charged last week with child endangerment when her five year old went to school with a sunburn and claimed&#8230; <a href="http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/05/throat-punch-thursday-leather-purse-for-a-face-edition/">[Continue Reading]</a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>And That&#8217;s Why I Watch Hoarders Alone.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 02:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carri</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Snarky Mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I love chickens but not that much]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It starts innocently enough. Blake&#8217;s in bed&#8230; I may or may not have poured myself a vodka and soda before flipping on the TV&#8230; And, of course, I only watch one of two shows: Dateline or Hoarders&#8230; Because I&#8217;m a sadomasochistic. And if I&#8217;m not worrying about someone breaking into the house and killing me,&#8230; <a href="http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/04/and-thats-why-i-watch-hoarders-alone/">[Continue Reading]</a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>33</slash:comments>
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		<title>Raccoons Are Not Afraid of Growling Half Naked Men</title>
		<link>http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/04/raccoons-are-not-afraid-of-growling-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/04/raccoons-are-not-afraid-of-growling-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 18:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carri</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Snarky Mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crazy wild animals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, the world stops when Mommy gets sick. When I ventured out of my cave bedroom on Tuesday morning after three days of hiding, what I came upon was a nightmare. And that&#8217;s just one bathroom. Dishes. Toys. And laundry. Oh&#8230; the piles of laundry! It was straight out of a Hoarders episode, y&#8217;all. The&#8230; <a href="http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/04/raccoons-are-not-afraid-of-growling-me/">[Continue Reading]</a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>17</slash:comments>
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		<title>Throat Punch Thursday: This Isn&#8217;t England Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/04/throat-punch-thursday-this-isnt-england-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carri</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Snarky Mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid Celebrites]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Victoria Beckham, Back in the late nineties, I was socially awkward, dating a giant idiot and working at Best Buy. In the music department, to be exact. And when I first saw the cover of The Spice Girl&#8217;s first album (which sold hand over fist and I never could understand that because seriously. You&#8230; <a href="http://www.carriellenbrown.com/2012/04/throat-punch-thursday-this-isnt-england-edition/">[Continue Reading]</a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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