The Two Most Annoying People On Earth Are Now A Couple

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I mustache your opinion. Which do you suppose is bigger: Kanye West's ego or Kim Kardashian's posterior? Today was going to be another one of those days where I just chill out and test mojito recipes, until I opened up the computer and saw "Kanye West and Kim Kardashian dating" trending on Yahoo. I hadn't even taken a sip of coffee and my day was already in the crapper, y'all. The … [Read more...]

A Day in the Life of a Retiree Whose Daughter is a Mixologist

Is he holding up the fence? Or is the fence holding up him?

Grandpa Dale's dilapidated fence was finally blown down by wind a few weeks ago, which meant he had to take time out of his "busy" schedule to build a new one. After going back and forth with the next door neighbor, the two decided to build a new fence on a Friday. Blake and I usually spend our Fridays at Grandpa Dale's house and that Friday was no exception. We pulled up to the house to … [Read more...]

How To Use Pinterest as Your Shopping Assistant

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How many of us head to the mall, ideas and inspiration swirling in our heads, only to leave frustrated and empty handed? I spend hours on Pinterest and Polyvore designing and pinning fantastic outfits but always seem to end up stumped when I'm out shopping. But no more! With your iPhone, using Pinterest as your shopping assistant is super easy. 1. Create a pin board for items you'd … [Read more...]

I Bet You Want to Know What This Is.

blueberrypom

Here's the thing, you guys. I started my new job a few weeks ago, then jetted off to Blissdom, only to come home (severally hungover)  to a very sick little boy. It's been a busy couple of weeks. Couple that with the fact that our new business is way busier than we could ever imagine, which means Ken is working an additional 20+ hours a week, and dang. Busy, busy, busy. The new job is … [Read more...]