With all of this talk about "Doe Does" and "GaGas", some of you just joining me may be a bit confused. Trust me, I don't blame you one bit. It seems that only a mom can understand what their wild toddler is babbling about. Since I was so gracious and posted links and blurbs for most of my past posts, you should be a dear and go read them all. Mmmmkaythanks. This is Blake: Introducing my … [Read more...]
Nov
14
BEHOLD! Someone Out There is Dumber Than You
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"ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregant and all she isnt been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood?? she 6 month pregant" Boy, am I GLAD I got pregnant and not "pregant", because I couldn't imagine having a blood sucking baby in my uterus! This guy's family tree must be a stick. See, this is what happens when we have seat belt laws and warning labels on … [Read more...]
Nov
07
Return of Lincoln Logs
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It was around this time, three years ago, that I first noticed the return of Lincoln Logs. I was at Target - in the book section, natch - and there was a big display of them across the way in the toy section. Upon further inspection, I found the aisles were stuffed with My Little Ponies, Cabbage Patch Kids and Strawberry Shortcake. How stupid!, I thought. I mean, really. Can't these toy companies … [Read more...]
Nov
06
The Anxieties of a Mom
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I've never been a crier. I prefer to keep everything bottled up while telling myself that I'm "tough" and I put on a brave face when I'd rather lay in bed and die. I'm not saying it's the best way to deal, but that's how I deal. Actually, I should say that how I USED to deal because since I've become a mom, everything has taken on a new meaning. This change started when I was pregnant. Yes, I … [Read more...]
