Oh, New Jersey.
What are we going to do with you?
Only in New Jersey would a mother compare a trip to the tanning salon with “taking your daughter to go food shopping.”
Patricia Krentcil was charged last week with child endangerment when her five year old went to school with a sunburn and claimed she went “tanning with Mommy”.
As you can see, Mommy loves to tan.
The local news has described her as “golden brown”, but I think it looks more along the lines of “charred”.
Leather Face claims that her daughter does not go into the tanning booth; rather, she stands in the room while Mommy tans. Or someone else watches her. Or runs wild while Mommy gets her cancer fix. Or something. It’s hard to tell because the story keeps changing.
Anywhoo, although an investigation is still pending, Leather Face appeared in court today to answer to the charges.
She plead not guilty. Of course.
Patricia, if you look in the mirror and experience anything different than the rest of us do (which is complete and utter horror), then you’re an asshat.
Do you really think a judge with half a brain and decent eyesight is going to look at you and think you’re NOT condoning tanning?
Seriously. I have a 35 year old saddle that looks better than you.
You, Patricia Krentcil (aka Leather Purse Face and/or New Jersey Tanning Mom), need a swift kick to the overly tanned and wrinkly ass for 1. Teaching your daughter that it’s perfectly fine to LOOK like that, and 2. For risking her health by taking her to the tanning salon in the first place.
Kill yourself with cancer all you want. I really don’t care. But your child deserves better than that.
A CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE TAINT FOR YOU!
PS. We all know Chuck Norris hates asshats but do you know what he loves? Taste of the Tropics Margaritas.
Kind of makes you wonder why she isn’t buying the kid cigarettes and teaching her to smoke too.
Yeah, no kidding. Idiot.
I don’t get why she couldn’t just leave her poor kid with someone while she gets her cancer fix.
I also don’t get why she thinks looking like Jay-Z is cool. Not that Jay-Z is NOT cool. Just not his face on hers.
Instead of golden brown she looks like the old KFC favorite extra tasty crispy without the extra tasty of course. Chuck Norris could use her face for a leather jacket.
OMG HE SO COULD!!
And this is why I don’t like admitting that I’m from New Jersey. She’s an asshat. We aren’t all that dumb over here.
You should move to California. We have In and Out.
She looks in the mirror and thinks she looks good – great, even. Think about that for a second. She looks like a chocolate easter bunny mated with Over The Hill Barbie.
I don’t think I can ever wear my brown leather boots again without getting a little nauseous.
HAHAHA The love child of a chocolate bar and Over the Hill Barbie. Perfect.
I serioulsy don’t get why people go tanning. It has the potential to kill you and yet that somehow is overlooked for the sake of not having pale skin. Serioulsy, this lady is cracked for sure. She looks like a pair of old ass cowboy boots that my dad wore in the 80s.
The sun we get from everyday living should be plenty to ensure we don’t look like new members of the Cullen family. As for me? I’d rather be pale faced and cancer free! Asshat.
WTF is wrong with people? Seriously.
What’s wrong with her mouth in the mugshot?
oh that is nasty!! what the hell! how old is this lady because she looks like she’s in her late 50′s.
I have no idea. At least 105.
Omg. I seriously didn’t think that picture was real at first! That’s disgusting.
Blech
I almost died when I read about this Mother and the charges. Ugh, I wanna puke every time I see a picture of her. Throat Punch and Kicks are needed!
On another note, love what’s you’ve done with your place!
Sorry it’s been so long since I’ve visited
She is totally freaky. And I’m frightened.
Ugh. My best friend sent me an article about this woman and I was like NIGHTMARES FOREVER. So icky and effed up.
Nightmares forever is right? YUCK
I am convinced Snooki owns that tanning salon – who else would let her get that baked?