Things are about to get a lot more awesome.
Not that it will be very hard; I’ve been practically MIA for several weeks and my last two posts have been about Kim Kardashian.
In fact, I’m surprised you’re even here.
I’ve been talking about a new design for a few months now and it was supposed to become reality last weekend. But technical difficulties (read: MY HOST) made it nearly impossible to do the switch without a ton of work.
For now, this is all you need to know about the new site (which will go live after my host switch this Friday):
That’s right. For the sake of my readership (and friendship with Alison), I am declaring the new site a KARDASHIAN FREE ZONE.
But here’s the thing, you guys. I LOVE making fun of that broad. I really do. She makes it so easy for me and I just can’t help myself.
I’ve decided that THIS will be my last Kim Kardashian post (exception being in extreme Throat Punching emergencies) and after this post, Kim Kardashian will only be referred to as “The-Talentless-Hag-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named”.
“That Whore” is also acceptable.
Anywhoo, I’ve decided I need to make this post count before going KK Free. Consider it similar to pigging out the night before you start your new diet.
I’ve scoured the internet, searching for my Top 5 Favorite Kim Kardashian Photos, all in the name of staring my new Kim Kardashian Free diet tomorrow.
So without further ado, I present to you: My Top 5 Kim Kardashian Photos!
So, I guess this is goodbye.
No more picking on Kim for saying stuff so incredibly stupid that I want to light myself on fire.
No more complaining about the publicity gained by her failed marriage to Frankenstein.
I need to move on to a bigger and better celebrity.
PS. We’re featuring a Pink Lilikoi Martini over at One Martini at a Time. The combination of grapefruit and passion fruit will make you wish your glass were bottomless!