Me: Some people deserve a punch in the face.
Ken: Really nice, Carri.
Me: It’s true!
Ken: Who could possibly deserve a punch in the face?
Me: People who ruin my day by wearing wearing stupid shit in public.
Ken: Like who?!
Clearly, bad fashion runs in this family. Both mother and older daughter were decked out in their 80 degree weather best while younger daughter just wanted to crawl in a hole and die.
But since I live in the same town as these idiots, I chose to conceal their identity. I don’t want Gay Yeti Feet Girl breaking into my house to kill me while I sleep.
And seriously. Anyone wearing this get up deserves a punch in the face.
But I’m not done hating on people.
(I know there’s a delicious In-N-Out in the background but we need to focus, people.)
This clASS act decided to leave her house (at noon, natch) wearing leopard pajama bottoms, fuzzy black slippers, and a white wife beater with a black bra.
I would have taken a closer picture but I was afraid her boyfriend would eat me.
He was scary, y’all.
Me: Do you need me to show you more?
Ken: No. You win.
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