Me: Some people deserve a punch in the face.
Ken: Really nice, Carri.
Me: It’s true!
Ken: Who could possibly deserve a punch in the face?
Me: People who ruin my day by wearing wearing stupid shit in public.
Ken: Like who?!
Exhibit A
Clearly, bad fashion runs in this family. Both mother and older daughter were decked out in their 80 degree weather best while younger daughter just wanted to crawl in a hole and die.
But since I live in the same town as these idiots, I chose to conceal their identity. I don’t want Gay Yeti Feet Girl breaking into my house to kill me while I sleep.
And seriously. Anyone wearing this get up deserves a punch in the face.
But I’m not done hating on people.
Exhibit B
(I know there’s a delicious In-N-Out in the background but we need to focus, people.)
This clASS act decided to leave her house (at noon, natch) wearing leopard pajama bottoms, fuzzy black slippers, and a white wife beater with a black bra.
I would have taken a closer picture but I was afraid her boyfriend would eat me.
He was scary, y’all.
Me: Do you need me to show you more?
Ken: No. You win.
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Clearly they get their fashion sense from you.
And people wonder why I hate uggs so much. It’s because stupid skanks wear them outside the brothel.
This is why I love you, Danger.
You’ve given me ideas, my friend. I see people like this all the time. And I’m in Florida. And don’t get me started on the pj’s. I have wondered if I should go for it myself since apparently no one cares.
But now I know someone does!
Unfortunately exhibit A is something my stepdaughter would wear. Being a teenager, she thinks its a colorful and fun “fashion statement”. I however think of it as a fashion disaster. Exhibit B can be found throughout my town. It’s a running joke. Sad, but true.
Oh my gosh, this post made me laugh out loud! This totally made my evening! I love it.
I want to know who manufactured that rainbow atrocity.
I feel like you should have done a drive by and plastered her face with glitter. It only seems appropriate…and maybe a herpes test.
I don’t get it. How do you put that crap on and think ‘Man, I look GOOD today’? #Idiots
Gay yeti feet girl??! Bwahahaha!
I just don’t get it! What the hell is she thinking??
You have an amazing gift Carri, you can spot the idiots everywhere..
OMG! Clearly these idiots have more clothes than sense. Common sense is so lacking. How hard is it to put on a decent tee and jeans? Do not even get me started on those god awful boots!
The title alone deserves your submittal to the Pulitzer committee.
And also…how did you manage to discreetly take those shots?
Discreetly?! HAHAHAHAHAHA Aren’t you cute.
AND you just gained a new fan with my husband. I don’t let him rip on people on the blog. Let me know if you ever need a guest poster to dish out throat punches. I’m sure he would gladly jump in…
Tell him to get his iPhone locked and loaded, take pics of random people and report back to me. He can post any time. haha
OMG. Thanks for the laugh.
Oh my.
I suddenly feel much better about my usual mom-uniform.
Because it’s not THAT bad.
I would never make fun of your mom uniform. I know you clean up well.
santa paula peak behind a super yummy in n out!!
) <3 awesome childhood memories!!
My 16 yr old daughter has 2 pair of these types of boots. My wife and I think they look hideous. she wears them everywhere as do her cheerleading friends.
Am I a bad father?
No. You just have better fashion sense than your daughter and her friends.