I love to hate me some Courtney Stodden.
Here’s the thing: I know I shouldn’t pick on such an easy target, but I can’t help myself. Whenever I do a post about this stripper girl, I inevitably end up with several hate comments, which only fuels my fire.
While normal members of society are out Christmas/Hanukkah/Whatever shopping, Courtney and her dirty pervert of a husband are busy defiling it’s very existence by posing as Santa Claus and a slut in a bikini (in 30 degree weather, no less).
All I want for Christmas is for this whore to go away.
To be honest, I’m not sure what I think about this. On one hand, I want her to choke on a giant sausage and die but on the other hand, I feel sorry for her. No self respecting person acts like that. And who raised this girl, anyway? If I were her mother, I’d kick myself in the taco.
Bring on the Courtney Stodden supporter hate comments!
Speaking of hate comments, I’m totally down for them. If you have a different opinion than mine, so be it. I’m cool. What I’m not cool with are disgusting and vile comments, like the ones I’ve recieved on a certain post about a certain wanna be white trash country music singer.
Keep it clASSy, Toby Keith fans!
Anywhoo, I’ve never deleted a comment from this blog, ever. It’s my choice to pound these words out and publish them and I know people may not agree with me. Fine.
But last night, someone left a horrific comment. I’m not repeating it. Trust me, you don’t want to read it. I will not delete a comment, but editing them?
::ahem::
Look at the comments these boys left me! Isn’t that nice of them? ::snicker::
Fun, right??
Oh. Gross. You have to pity her just a little..i mean, something seriously traumatic must have happened to her at some point, right? RIGHT?? Can there be any other explanation?!
I. Love. The edited comments. Brilliant. Just brilliant.
Child Services OBVIOUSLY should’ve removed Courtney from her parent’s care ages ago… PRIOR to them allowing her to marry someone older than they are. SICK!
And edited comments… genius!
She makes me feel like I need to take a shower.
In hydrogen peroxide.
This is one time where I love hate…seriously, isn’t there a bermuda triangle we could send her to? Those 15 minutes were up such a long time ago…it’s time
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
But the Ho Ho Ho is genius.
GO AWAY Courtney Slut.
You like that? I came up with it myself! haha
It really is sad that someone would believe…and want everyone else to believe…that all that matters about her is her body parts. It’s also gross.
I love how tastefully you edited the selected comments. I’m sure that’s what they meant to say anyway.
That’s why I kind of feel sorry for her. She must not have much going on inside her head or her heart if she has to flash her vageen all over town like that.
Is it sad that I don’t know who that is? You probably think mine is a glorious existence minus the knowledge of good and evil, err evil and Satan, I mean Santa…
Seriously, I don’t know. Of course, I also don’t watch the Kardashian’s either.
Unfortunately, being a bit controversial is what gets the viewers/listeners. Exhibit (exhibitionist) A: This Ho Ho Ho in your picture. Exhibit B: your Toby Keith Red Solo Cup post. I’m afraid you get to pick between well liked and well read. No, I didn’t just compare your blog to the pictured girl…ok maybe a little. But your cartoony likeness is way better looking that she is (redeemed?)
I posted a blog on how to get more followers on Blogger. same basic premise exists.
WG
That’s the 16 year old who married the 50-something actor from Lost. I’d tell you to Google them, but in this case, ignorance is bliss!
When I published the red solo cup post, I KNEW I was going to get some hate comments. I’m fine with that and I keep them up. I think it’s stupid when blog owners publish only glowing comments. What I’m not fine with are the vile comments.
You shouldn’t compare me to the chick in the photo. When I slut it up in the snow, I at least have the decency to wear boots with my bikini.
Lol! Boots and bikinis could be yet another post… But are they Uggs or practical?
WG
She doesn’t have any daddy issues…at all\
(that’s sarcasm)
She does seem like she should be attached to a pole.
I wish she would go away. I almost feel sorry for her…but him? Vile & disgusting. Ugh.
Love the edited comments!
Oh, no way do I feel sorry for him. I think he’s a dirty child molester. Disgusting.
Hahahahahaha!!! Tell me how you REALLY feel. Ick.
do you think she has to pay extra to get her gouch spray tanned? She is obviously proud of it since she like to show it off so much.
Maybe she shows it off so much that it just tans on it’s own.
I had just seen her the other day for the very first time – unless I scroll up I still don’t know what her name is. Her mother is no doubt very proud of her, especially of the money she’s making flashing her va-jay-jay all over everything. Then again, we’re giving her even more publicity via blogs…..mind you, no criticism, I’m reading it and replying!!
haha I know… I know. The thing is that I get per page view.
i have no fucking clue who she is, but damn she’s flexible!
That girl is sad. But you have the sort of writer’s courage I admire and don’t think that I have!
That’s disgusting. He’s like a child molester, too. Ew.
Pass the eye bleach…
I sadly came across a video of her singing in a boat … beyond scary.
I honestly just try to avoid reading anything about her because honestly, what has she done worth reading about . . . well other than look like she has to be at least 30 something but claiming to be a teen!
Do my eyes have to be swabbed and tested for chlamydia now?
The herp?
And the clap.
I’d like to know how she can stand/walk in snow in her 20″ stripper shoes. There’s got to be some degree of talent to be able to do that. Right? Crickets?
I don’t actually know who that person IS. She seems classy though.
Carri, she’s just making it easy for you to taco chop her! I’d say that’s very nice of her to be so accommodating. Excuse me while I go throw up now.
I’d hate to see the pictures that didn’t make the cut!
Having seen the original nasty comment I can say it was bad. Why anyone would want to take the time to say something so mean is beyond me.
Her husband has a long history of portraying creepers in his career. Like in the X-Files where he played a monster who ate people’s livers. Or in Green Mile where he was a douchebag of a prison guard. I think life imitates art, and any 50+ year old person who finds that they not only have something in common with a 17 year old girl, but enough to MARRY them should really be monitored. Put that fucker on a watch list because he’s definitely molested girls before. Her? She’s just a dumb slut who doesn’t know any better. Her mom? I’m thinking momager on a level above Lohans, like Dina Lohan and Joe Jackson had a baby and fed that baby only meth and White Castle and that’s where Courtney Stodden’s mom came from.
Why isn’t this considered child abuse? Child porn? Just because her parents say it’s OK, doesn’t make it so.
I am in that club of “Who are they???” I’m going to go crawl back under my rock now because I really, really don’t want to risk seeing another picture like that… ew!!!
You should go hide while you still can!
Ok, so I dont even know who that who who is but that is some trash right there. I mean Im a guy and like to look at stuff, but that is a little be too too much, put it in a magazine that you have to buy and keep it under wraps. But whatever, im not into blondes anyways.
And Toby Keith, is the biggest dumbest redneck ever. Giving horses beer, talking about shoving boots in asses, sounds like some jail bubba loving shit to me.
What’s funny is I was just browsing through TMZ and I saw a post on her and immediately thought of you. Not sure if you’ll be proud of that fact. Editing comments looks like something I can totally get behind.
Courtney Stodden and UGGs during the summertime. Two of my favorite things.
I can see her vaj.
Also?
Love the comments.
This is a proud moment.
This is a very proud moment.
Oh my gawd………
I must live under a rock…Who is Courtney Stodden? I’ll go ask google…and then go scrub my eyeballs.
just had to come back and say Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! now my eyeballs really hurt.
I sometimes feel like I must live in a cave because I’ve got no clue who this person is and I’ve got a feeling I don’t want to google to find it out.
Great edit job on those comments.
hahaha i loooved the edited comments. good for you girl. gotta be my most favorite WP feature. as for CS, some people just don’t have class sugar. seriously. for examples, my ex MIL. she always, always leans forward in the family xmas photo to show off her silicone breasts, while surrounded by her grandkids, and crosses her legs, hitching up one side of her dress to show off as much thigh as possible. i WOULD say “go girl! you got it at 65!” but she’s got nothing but a bucket of gross so I’d just be lying.
Love the loophole.
No, not the one in Courtney’s bikini bottom.
The editing comments one. Brilliant!
I may need to borrow that idea at some point, but never fear, I’ll always give credit back to you!